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“What do you do at Grandma and Grandpa’s house?”
“Anything I want.” </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-09-16T05:33:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/2015/09/08/searching-for-god-and-underpants-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/scan.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Daughters</image:title><image:caption>MY DAUGHTERS WHEN THEY HAD BIG HAIR AND WERE STILL CATHOLIC</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-09-08T11:09:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/2015/09/05/hey-kids-check-out-these-tips-from-your-friends-at-fema/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/careerealism-com.jpg</image:loc><image:title>careerealism.com</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/timesrecordnews-com.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>timesrecordnews.com</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/sharielf-1-com.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sharielf-1.com</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/govbooktalk-gpo-gov.jpg</image:loc><image:title>govbooktalk.gpo.gov</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-09-05T14:58:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/2015/08/30/hannah-montana-is-dead/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/rottenecards_57659850_ywyj58qgrd-jpg.png</image:loc><image:title>Rottenecards_57659850_ywyj58qgrd.jpg</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/berry-break-354.jpg</image:loc><image:title>berry-break-354</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/urbansplatter-com.jpg</image:loc><image:title>urbansplatter.com</image:title><image:caption>WHY?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/hannah-montana-images-miley-stewart-vs-hannah-montana-15236015-800-600-disneychannel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hannah-Montana-Images-miley-stewart-vs-hannah-montana-15236015-800-600: DisneyChannel</image:title><image:caption>R.I.P.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-03-13T04:02:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/2015/08/15/pinterest-because-not-every-grandma-is-the-failure-you-are/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/lemonadestand.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lemonadestand</image:title><image:caption>BUDDING ENTREPRENEURSHIP AT WORK</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/11220477_10206161046198800_281327549691906981_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>11220477_10206161046198800_281327549691906981_n</image:title><image:caption>BUDDING ENTREPRENEURSHIP AT WORK</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/f602d8a7a9375b9abfd5ae1c9ccb3420.jpg</image:loc><image:title>f602d8a7a9375b9abfd5ae1c9ccb3420</image:title><image:caption>LEMONADE STAND MADE FROM AN OLD CABINET</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/f668c513aa4b1499dcb7bb43aa520a5b.jpg</image:loc><image:title>f668c513aa4b1499dcb7bb43aa520a5b</image:title><image:caption>GRANDMA'S BRAG BOARD (JUST ONE OF MANY VARIATIONS)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/2d52f4f6cb60e5377bb9c3999a53fedb.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2d52f4f6cb60e5377bb9c3999a53fedb</image:title><image:caption>BEAN TEPEE</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/813bed157ba703c5cf39bc2b4567c3d8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>813bed157ba703c5cf39bc2b4567c3d8</image:title><image:caption>AROMATHERAPY PLAY DOUGH</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/34ba0f72b29e0e3eb411ef5ee5b61993.jpg</image:loc><image:title>34ba0f72b29e0e3eb411ef5ee5b61993</image:title><image:caption>VEGETABLE SKELETON. "SOMETHING FUN TO MAKE."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/5d22ac1a6854c6a5cd02e003d56aaeb7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>5d22ac1a6854c6a5cd02e003d56aaeb7</image:title><image:caption>DIY CLOTH DIAPER MADE FROM BABY BLANKET</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-23T09:07:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/2015/08/21/the-chickens-the-coyote-and-the-hole-in-the-roof/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/webmasteraces-edu.jpg</image:loc><image:title>webmaster@aces.edu</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/22do-not-feed-the-coyotes22-by-adactiojeremy-keith.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>%22Do Not Feed the Coyotes%22 by Adactio:Jeremy Keith</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/suggestkeyword-com.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>suggestkeyword.com</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/freeimages-com-stock-xchng.jpg</image:loc><image:title>freeimages.com stock.xchng</image:title><image:caption>HERE THEY COME</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/img_2716.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_2716</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/11220477_10206161046198800_281327549691906981_n_22.jpg</image:loc><image:title>11220477_10206161046198800_281327549691906981_n_2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/11220477_10206161046198800_281327549691906981_n_21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>11220477_10206161046198800_281327549691906981_n_2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/11220477_10206161046198800_281327549691906981_n_2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>11220477_10206161046198800_281327549691906981_n_2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/retirement-party_2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>retirement 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sign</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2026-02-04T18:02:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/2011/03/10/my-left-foot/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/img_0008.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0008</image:title><image:caption>Foot with ink</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/img_0003.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0003</image:title><image:caption>The virgin foot (not virgin's foot), plain and white, the way God made it. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-15T05:10:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/2013/10/01/move-it-people/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/terriermandotcom-blog.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>terriermandotcom.blog</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/vermontfurnitureblog-com.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>vermontfurnitureblog.com</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/homeownernut-com.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>homeownernut.com</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/flickrhivemind-net.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>flickrhivemind.net</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/redroom-com.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>redroom.com</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/marykayandrews-com.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>marykayandrews.com</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/putapuredukes-com.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>putapuredukes.com</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/regionofwaterloo-ca.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>regionofwaterloo.ca</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/ww2-macleans-ca.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>ww2.macleans.ca</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/thedailygreen-com.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>thedailygreen.com</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-15T05:07:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/2013/10/05/take-your-best-shot/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/photo-on-2013-10-04-at-10-58-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Photo on 2013-10-04 at 10.58 #3</image:title><image:caption>MILDLY AMUSED. SLIGHTLY BEMUSED. YUP, THAT'S IT.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/photo-on-2013-10-04-at-11-36-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Photo on 2013-10-04 at 11.36 #2</image:title><image:caption>REVIEWING PICTURES #1 TO #53. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/photo-on-2013-10-04-at-11-38.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Photo on 2013-10-04 at 11.38</image:title><image:caption> A FACELIFT MAYBE?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/photo-on-2013-10-04-at-11-02-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Photo on 2013-10-04 at 11.02 #2</image:title><image:caption>SOMETHING IN MY EYE.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/photo-on-2013-10-04-at-11-36-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Photo on 2013-10-04 at 11.36 #3</image:title><image:caption>HONEST, BUT NO.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/photo-on-2013-10-04-at-11-04-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Photo on 2013-10-04 at 11.04 #3</image:title><image:caption>DEFINITELY NOT.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/photo-on-2013-10-04-at-11-36.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Photo on 2013-10-04 at 11.36</image:title><image:caption>IS THAT A PIMPLE? I'M TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/photo-on-2013-10-04-at-10-09.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Photo on 2013-10-04 at 10.09</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/photo-on-2013-10-04-at-10-24.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Photo on 2013-10-04 at 10.24</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-15T05:07:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/2014/05/25/the-engagement/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/img_1752.jpg</image:loc><image:title>engagement cake</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/img_1675.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Marry me signs</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/img_1690.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jessica engagement</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-15T05:07:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/2014/06/13/minnesota-the-mercy-state/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/images1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-15T05:06:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/2015/05/19/go-west-old-woman-or-how-i-sought-enlightenment-on-the-road-to-santa-fe/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/img_2740.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_2740</image:title><image:caption>ALL READY FOR ENLIGHTENMENT.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-15T05:05:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/2015/05/20/kansas-its-still-there/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/sires_0066.png</image:loc><image:title>Sires_0066</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/kansas-wheat-fields-in-valladolid-spain.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kansas-wheat-fields-in-valladolid-spain</image:title><image:caption>REPEAT, REPEAT, REPEAT AND REPEAT.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-15T05:05:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/2015/05/21/but-i-dont-want-to-go-to-denver/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/ranchos-de-taos.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ranchos-de-taos</image:title><image:caption>A GOOD PLACE TO LAND WHEN YOU COME OFF A MOUNTAIN.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-15T05:05:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/2015/05/22/so-close/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/img_2750.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_2750</image:title><image:caption>ENLIGHTENMENT: IT'S IN THERE SOMEWHERE.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-15T05:05:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/2015/05/23/that-old-animal-magnetism/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/cute_chihuahua.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cute_chihuahua</image:title><image:caption>WHY ME?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-15T05:04:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/2015/05/24/santa-fe-holiday/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/mariachi-band-shot-for-web.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mariachi-Band-shot-for-web</image:title><image:caption>WHO DOESN'T LOVE A GOOD MARIACHI BAND?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-15T05:04:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/2015/05/26/artfelt/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/museum-of-international.jpg</image:loc><image:title>museum-of-international</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2023-11-15T16:15:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/2015/05/27/snake-charming/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/img_2772.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_2772</image:title><image:caption>DEER MINDING ITS OWN BUSINESS.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/img_2771.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_2771</image:title><image:caption>WALK, CLIMB, WALK, CLIMB.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-15T05:03:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/2015/05/28/oh-look-a-target-store/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/img_2773.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_2773</image:title><image:caption>TARGET ADOBE STYLE.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-15T05:03:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/2015/05/29/rocky-mountain-highs/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/img_2777.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_2777</image:title><image:caption>WALKING DISTANCE. OH, YEAH.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-15T05:03:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/2015/05/30/friday-in-the-rock-garden/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/img_2792.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_2792</image:title><image:caption>IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY IN THE GARDEN.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-15T05:02:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/2015/06/02/home-again-home-again/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/buca-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Buca pic</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/grandsons-at-wedding.jpg</image:loc><image:title>grandsons at wedding</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/img_2051.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_2051</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-15T05:02:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/2010/09/25/of-mice-and-me/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/97220061028072651.jpg</image:loc><image:title>97220061028072651</image:title><image:caption>Plan B</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/97220061028065821.jpg</image:loc><image:title>97220061028065821</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-15T04:43:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/2011/01/28/dating-and-other-self-destructive-acts/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/photo-on-2011-01-29-at-16-44-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Photo on 2011-01-29 at 16.44 #2</image:title><image:caption>Prepping for that important first date.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-15T04:42:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/2011/03/25/dating-its-a-lot-like-not-dating/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/sean-connery.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sean-connery</image:title><image:caption>The ideal male. Who knew?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-15T04:41:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/2011/04/01/bloggery-potpourri/</loc><lastmod>2015-08-15T04:40:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/2011/04/16/too-much-ketchup/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/boy-covering-face.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>boy covering face</image:title><image:caption>SURROUNDED BY WOMEN</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-15T04:40:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/2011/09/17/whats-so-funny/</loc><lastmod>2015-08-15T04:39:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/2011/12/03/where-did-you-come-from-where-have-you-gone/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/jim-judy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jim &amp; Judy</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-15T04:38:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/2012/03/17/baby-baby-baby-13/</loc><lastmod>2015-08-15T04:37:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/2012/03/22/not-my-coat-2/</loc><lastmod>2015-08-15T04:37:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/2012/04/01/grandma-judys-birthday/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/bday-party.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bday party</image:title><image:caption>Just happy to be out</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-15T04:36:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/2012/04/09/mama-kissed-a-soldier/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/lu-andy-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lu-Andy-1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-15T04:36:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/2012/12/09/go-east-they-said/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/central-park.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Central Park</image:title><image:caption>CENTRAL PARK, NOVEMBER 2012</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/img_1138_2-e1355032193752.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_1138_2</image:title><image:caption>CENTRAL PARK, NOVEMBER 2012</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/img_1127.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_1127</image:title><image:caption>JILL WITH LADY LIBERTY. THIS IS AS CLOSE AS WE GOT BECAUSE WE THOUGHT RIDING THE FERRY WOULD MAKE US SICK. THE BIRD ADDS A NICE TOUCH, I THINK.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/img_11371.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Woody</image:title><image:caption>IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME, SO THERE ARE A LOT OF CHARACTERS WALKING AROUND. YOU CAN TAKE THEIR PICTURE IF YOU TIP THEM.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/newsies.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Newsies</image:title><image:caption>SAW SOME BROADWAY SHOWS, INCLUDING "NEWSIES." WE ARE TWO COSMOPOLITAN GALS. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/stpats.jpg</image:loc><image:title>StPat's</image:title><image:caption>JILL AT ST. PATRICK'S CATHEDRAL. I LIT TWO CANDLES FOR MY MOM AND DAD FOR A DONATION OF $4. ONE OF THE CHEAPER THINGS YOU CAN DO IN NEW YORK. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-15T04:34:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/2012/12/18/just-a-little-christmas-horror-story/</loc><lastmod>2015-08-15T04:34:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/2013/09/17/mamas-house/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/img_1403.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Girls on bench</image:title><image:caption>THESE PEOPLE USED TO BE ABLE TO SIT TOGETHER ON THIS STONE BENCH. NOW, NOT SO MUCH.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/img_1399.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Anthony, Bret, Cosette</image:title><image:caption>THESE PEOPLE WERE CLUELESS. I THINK THEY JUST CAME FOR THE FOOD.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/img_0001_new_new.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0001_NEW_NEW</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-15T04:33:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/2014/07/12/last-one-to-leave-bring-in-the-dock/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/june-1963-21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>June 1963 #2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/june-1963-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>June 1963 #2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/dad-army.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dad army</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/lu-andy-in-car_2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lu-Andy-in car_2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/cabin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cabin</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-15T04:32:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/2010/12/17/for-the-love-of-grace/</loc><lastmod>2015-08-15T03:25:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/2010/09/21/welcome-to-judyland/</loc><lastmod>2015-08-15T00:43:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/2010/10/23/when-grandparents-enter-the-door-discipline-flies-out-the-window-%e2%80%93ogden-nash/</loc><lastmod>2015-08-15T00:42:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/2010/10/24/blogging-facts-or-what-happened-the-night-of-july-17-2006/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/images-8.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Exhausted woman</image:title><image:caption>Time to post another blog</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-15T00:42:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/2010/12/11/wheres-el-nino-when-you-need-him/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/snowmen8.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>snowmen</image:title><image:caption>This can't be a good sign.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-15T00:41:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/2013/03/09/little-guys/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/lee-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lee 1</image:title><image:caption>LEE'S A STAR</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/6kids1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>3 boys</image:title><image:caption>BOYS BEING BOYLIKE</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-15T00:37:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/2014/06/10/birthday-season/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/tumblr_m3dot4bor91rpslw6o1_500.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tumblr_m3dot4boR91rpslw6o1_500</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/img_1860.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_1860</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/maria-no.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Maria no</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/lee-away.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lee away</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/cosette-piano.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cosette piano</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-15T00:36:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/2010/09/19/the-sixties-again-2/</loc><lastmod>2015-08-15T00:24:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/2010/10/03/try-the-punch-judy/</loc><lastmod>2015-08-15T00:21:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/2010/10/09/inflation-and-the-price-of-popcorn/</loc><lastmod>2015-08-15T00:20:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/2011/02/18/pages-from-grandmas-diaries-maria/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/mariakids.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Maria</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-15T00:16:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/2011/02/19/pages-from-grandmas-diaries-maria-2/</loc><lastmod>2015-08-15T00:16:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/2011/03/01/pages-from-grandmas-diaries-christian/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/christian1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Christian</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-15T00:15:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/2011/03/14/pages-from-grandmas-diaries-christian-2/</loc><lastmod>2015-08-15T00:15:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/2011/04/22/pages-from-grandmas-diaries-grace/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/img_00131-e1303435253247.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0013</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/img_0011-21-e1303433505182.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Grace's recital</image:title><image:caption>The Incredible Gracie B.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-15T00:14:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/2011/04/29/pages-from-grandmas-diaries-grace-part-2/</loc><lastmod>2015-08-15T00:13:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/2011/06/16/pages-from-grandmas-diaries-cosette/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/img_0045.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0045</image:title><image:caption>The big man</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/cosette1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cosette</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-15T00:12:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/2011/06/20/pages-from-grandmas-diaries-cosette-part-2/</loc><lastmod>2015-08-15T00:12:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/2011/06/24/whats-with-all-the-penguins/</loc><lastmod>2015-08-15T00:11:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/2011/07/01/the-birthday-chronicles/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/img_0081.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Corn cob</image:title><image:caption>"The Eating of the Corn" –Grace, 2011</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/img_0116.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Baby and hotdog</image:title><image:caption>"The Lifting of the Baby with Wiener"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/img_0112.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bret Jr. and Maria</image:title><image:caption>"The Carrying of the Baby"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/img_0107.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tuna salad</image:title><image:caption>"The Tuna Salad"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/img_0097.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bret eating corn</image:title><image:caption>"Man Eating Corn"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/img_0096.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Big Man again</image:title><image:caption>"Can't Get Enough of That Big Man"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/img_0066.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Toilet</image:title><image:caption>"Something Is Suspicious"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/img_0056.jpg</image:loc><image:title>graceselfportrait</image:title><image:caption>"Self Portrait" –Grace, 2011</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/img_00531.jpg</image:loc><image:title>grilling</image:title><image:caption>"The Grilling of the Brats"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/hotdogcloseup.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hotdogcloseup</image:title><image:caption>"Really Seeing the Hotdog"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-15T00:11:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/2011/08/20/to-insanity-and-beyond/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/hats-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hats 2</image:title><image:caption>"Fun With Hats"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/door.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Door</image:title><image:caption>"Banished From the Bedroom"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/porkchop.jpg</image:loc><image:title>porkchop</image:title><image:caption>"The Pork Chop in Question"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/img_0217.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ladybug</image:title><image:caption>"Oh, It's This Thing"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/me-porkchop.jpg</image:loc><image:title>me porkchop</image:title><image:caption>"Woman Eating Pork Chop for Breakfast"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/lake-rocks.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lake rocks</image:title><image:caption>"These Are Our Lake Rocks"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/cake.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cake</image:title><image:caption>"Evidence of Fun"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/horrible-thing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>horrible thing</image:title><image:caption>"Unknown Disgusting Object"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/shoes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>shoes</image:title><image:caption>"My Feet With Shoes"  – Grace, 2011</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/feet.jpg</image:loc><image:title>feet</image:title><image:caption>"My Feet"  – Grace, 2011</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-15T00:08:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/2011/12/16/catching-up-with-the-kiddies/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/kids-at-lake2-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kids at lake2-1</image:title><image:caption>God knows what the five of them are thinking.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/kids-at-lake2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kids at lake2</image:title><image:caption>God knows what they're thinking.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-15T00:06:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/2012/02/19/shopping-with-maria/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/marias-outfit.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Maria's outfit</image:title><image:caption>The Great Compromise</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-15T00:06:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/2012/06/15/bret-jr/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/bretjr21-e1339808204415.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bretjr2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/bretjr2-e1339807569893.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bretjr2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/bretjr2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bretjr2</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-15T00:04:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/2012/06/29/grandma-calls-the-roll/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/img_0662.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bald guy on slide</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/img_0648.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Grace's feet at the game</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-15T00:04:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/2012/07/22/pages-from-grandmas-diaries-bret-jr-part-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/bret2nd1-e1343348048262.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bret2nd</image:title><image:caption>NOW I AM BIG.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-15T00:03:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/2012/08/04/you-can-call-him-lee/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/leeresigned.jpg</image:loc><image:title>leeresigned</image:title><image:caption>RESIGNED</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/lee-in-carseat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lee in carseat</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-15T00:02:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/2012/08/26/saturday-with-grace/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/img_0760.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0760</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/img_0756.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0756</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/img_0755.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0755</image:title><image:caption>"THE SKY OVER PARKER'S LAKE"  – BY GRACE, AGE 7</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-15T00:02:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/2012/09/11/keep-the-faith-baby/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/6grandkids.jpg</image:loc><image:title>6grandkids</image:title><image:caption>NO NEED FOR IMPROVEMENT</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-15T00:01:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/2012/09/23/ill-meet-you-at-the-station/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/thomasaisle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Thomasaisle</image:title><image:caption>BRING YOUR VISA CARD.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/cosette5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cosette5</image:title><image:caption>ARRIVING AT PLATFORM NO. 5</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-15T00:00:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/2013/04/21/the-fourth-star-on-the-left/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/img_11931.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_1193</image:title><image:caption>NEW STAR JUST SOUTH OF BIG TOE</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-15T00:00:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/2015/06/23/elevenses/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/img_2810.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_2810</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/scan-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Scan 1</image:title><image:caption>JUST YESTERDAY…</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-23T22:28:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/2015/07/03/fifteen-and-counting/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/img_2739.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_2739</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/scan.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Scan</image:title><image:caption>PRACTICING OUR DANCE MOVES. I THINK.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/img_2853.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_2853</image:title><image:caption>ON THE BRINK OF CHAOS.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/img_2852.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_2852</image:title><image:caption>CAN BE CONTROLLED WITH THREATS.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/scan-1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Maria</image:title><image:caption>JUST YESTERDAY…</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2025-02-02T15:17:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/2015/07/19/because-hes-five-thats-why/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/img_2883.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_2883</image:title><image:caption>THE NEW "SUMMER" HAIRCUT.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/img_2899.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_2899</image:title><image:caption>THIS GUY.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/minion.jpg</image:loc><image:title>minion.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/11144412_10206199470759390_2912635479262628330_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>11144412_10206199470759390_2912635479262628330_n</image:title><image:caption>WITHOUT REMORSE.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-14T23:41:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/2015/08/08/in-grace-land/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/20150801_155331_31.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20150801_155331_3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/20150801_155331_3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20150801_155331_3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/20141.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2014</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/img_0398.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0398</image:title><image:caption>JUST YESTERDAY…</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-14T23:40:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/2014/01/28/all-together-now/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/mariaxmas.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MariaXmas</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/chrisxmas.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ChrisXmas</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/gracexmas.jpg</image:loc><image:title>GraceXmas</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/cosettexmas.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CosetteXmas</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/bretxmas.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BretXmas</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-08T07:59:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/2013/02/10/stories-from-drawer-3/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/images-11-e1360558698229.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images-1</image:title><image:caption>PALEOLITHIC BARBIE?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-19T17:20:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/2012/09/29/the-list-in-my-head/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/paperholder.jpg</image:loc><image:title>paperholder</image:title><image:caption>Jiggly tissue holder in the downstairs bath. I installed it myself the last time I painted in there. Then it came loose and I had no idea how to either take it off or fix it. It isn't a big deal but, let's face it, it leaves a bad impression when guests come over. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/bricks.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bricks</image:title><image:caption>Ah, the infamous fireplace bricks. No one has ever admitted how the two on the end broke away, although I have my suspicions. This was back in the eighties, when my daughters were apt to carry on in my absence. God knows what kind of hooligans they brought in or what kind of shenanigans took place. They're all old enough to come clean now. But they won't.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/screen-e1348965400881.jpg</image:loc><image:title>screen</image:title><image:caption>The screen door on the porch. Now that I think about it, I seem to have a lot of door issues. The handyman replaced the screen, which never stood a chance against grandchildren, who will push on the screen instead of the door frame when they want out, and also fixed the lock, which was equally inefficient in either the locked or unlocked position, leaving me vulnerable to molestation every time I went out to take a nap. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/bathroomdr.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bathroomdr</image:title><image:caption>The door to the upstairs bath, which used to scrape the floor until the handyman shaved it down. I hate to think how long it's been. The problem was probably caused by the house settling, and the house is  39 years old. Well, I don't use that bathroom anyway.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/closetdr.jpg</image:loc><image:title>closetdr</image:title><image:caption>The closet door in my bedroom, which cracked and fell off some time ago for no discernible reason. Now that I think about it, I have a lot of door issues. I had to clean the closet before the handyman came. I know he's just the handyman and probably couldn't care less. Still, I wouldn't want him blabbing it around that I'm a bad housekeeper.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/doorcloser.jpg</image:loc><image:title>doorcloser</image:title><image:caption>The new closer on the kitchen door. The door closes on its own now, which I have decided I don't like very much. I used to be able to carry in groceries or whatever without having to open the door on every trip. It's annoying. I may have to deactivate it, as soon as I figure out how.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/window.jpg</image:loc><image:title>window</image:title><image:caption>Living room window. Look! It stays open all by itself, i.e., without the aid of the dictionary or any other handy, solid object. I pulled the window out to wash it one spring and, when I tried to put it back in, something snapped on the right side. After that it would only stay up if you propped it or held it open yourself. Which gets old.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/outlet.jpg</image:loc><image:title>outlet</image:title><image:caption>The only power outlet on the porch. I added the porch in 2005, and the outlet stopped working about two years later. I don't know why. I never will know why. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/frontdr.jpg</image:loc><image:title>frontdr</image:title><image:caption>The handle on the front door. It opens from the outside now. For a long time it would only open from the inside, which could be problematic if it blew shut when you were outdoors and hadn't left another point of entry. This happened one hot summer day when the power went out. When I got home from work, the garage door opener was inoperable and I couldn't use the back door, as that lock hasn't worked for about 25 years (don't ask). I had to wait in my car with the windows down until the power came back on. Not long. About an hour.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/siding.jpg</image:loc><image:title>siding</image:title><image:caption>The north side of the house sans woodpecker holes. Looks good, right? I think there were seven or eight holes accumulated over a few years and left there by birds too stupid to know a house from a dead tree. To reiterate: I hate critters.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-30T12:18:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/2011/07/05/how-i-didnt-win-the-lottery-in-2006/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-14T07:20:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/2011/07/11/how-i-didnt-win-the-lottery-in-2007-either/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-14T07:19:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/2011/07/15/and-then-i-didnt-win-the-lottery-in-2008-2/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-14T07:18:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/2011/07/21/so-why-would-i-win-the-lottery-in-2009/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-14T07:18:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/2011/07/29/how-i-won-the-lottery-in-2010-just-kidding/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-14T07:18:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/2012/02/05/things-im-thinking/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-14T06:39:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/2012/08/09/odd-notions/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/houston-culturemap-com-e1344550568492.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>houston.culturemap.com</image:title><image:caption>WELL, THEY ALL LOOK ALIKE, DON'T THEY.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-20T03:07:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/2012/07/26/has-it-been-four-years-already/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/gymnast2-e1343360199747.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>gymnast2</image:title><image:caption>I WISH I COULD DO THAT.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-03T22:29:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/2012/07/03/let-freedom-ringbut-not-too-loud/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/micsmarket-com-e1341359904456.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>micsmarket.com</image:title><image:caption>I GOTTA GET ME ONE OF THESE.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-23T07:53:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/2012/06/10/windexed/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/images-e1339315195891.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title><image:caption>"Every ailment, from psoriasis to poison ivy, could be cured with Windex."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-04T05:37:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/2012/06/24/dumb-wildlife/</loc><lastmod>2012-07-04T05:36:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/2011/09/01/nothing-on-a-stick-for-me-thanks/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/corndog.jpg</image:loc><image:title>corndog</image:title><image:caption>It's just like being there</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-13T06:49:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/2011/12/10/shut-up-hello-kitty/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/hello-kitty.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hello kitty</image:title><image:caption>The offending toy in situ.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-13T06:45:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/2012/01/02/holiday-roundup/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/spidey1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Spidey</image:title><image:caption>What's New Year's Eve without a guy dressed up as Spider-Man?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-13T06:43:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/2010/10/09/the-sixties-again-part-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/images-4.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images-4</image:title><image:caption>My long-term plan</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/images-1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images-1</image:title><image:caption>Welcoming the golden years</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-13T02:12:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/2010/11/09/remedial-blogging/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/image002.gif</image:loc><image:title>Doctor cartoon</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/images-4.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Statue</image:title><image:caption>Me mortified</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-13T02:09:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/2010/12/29/from-the-grandma-diaries%e2%80%a6/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/best-christmas-pageant-ever.jpg</image:loc><image:title>best-christmas-pageant-ever</image:title><image:caption>Judge not. Remember the Herdmans.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-13T02:06:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/2010/12/30/new-years-with-the-caramels-%e2%80%93-nummy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/4gals-2.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>4gals-2</image:title><image:caption>The Caramels, back and feeling chewy! Moi, Jessie (in her blond wig phase), Jilly and Baby Gina</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-13T02:04:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/2011/01/06/whatever-you-do-dont-look-back/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/images-5.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images-5</image:title><image:caption>Resolved: buy more cute shoes.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-13T02:00:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/2011/01/09/is-it-summer-yet/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/images-51.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>sale sign</image:title><image:caption>I like someone who tells it like it is.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-13T01:59:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/2011/01/10/january-ad-nauseum/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/images-10.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>bundled woman</image:title><image:caption>All ready for some winter fun.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-13T01:58:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/2011/02/06/ode-to-ursa-our-long-suffering-friend/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/dogs-in-costume.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>dogs in costume</image:title><image:caption>More dogs putting up with crap.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/img_7831.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_7831</image:title><image:caption>Conserving energy for the next burst of affection.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-13T01:52:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/2011/02/10/phone-it-in-confession/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/nun-shame.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nun-shame</image:title><image:caption>Sister Bernice would not approve.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-13T01:39:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/2011/02/24/westminster-rigged/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/wds-dog1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wds dog</image:title><image:caption>Note the skeptical expression on the face of the judge holding the Best In Show ribbon.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/rocky21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rocky2</image:title><image:caption>Gina &amp; Rocky, summer 1980. He looked better when you held him.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/rockyart.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rockyart</image:title><image:caption>Rocky, ca. 1981. By Jill Wright. All my children were artistic.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-13T01:34:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/2012/01/29/2012-year-of-the-bunionectomy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/orientvisual-com.jpg</image:loc><image:title>orientvisual.com</image:title><image:caption>Available without a note from mom</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/baby-heels.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>baby heels</image:title><image:caption>So wrong.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-08-13T10:43:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/2012/02/12/down-at-the-dmv-other-sad-tales/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/funny-id-cards-again-52.jpg</image:loc><image:title>funny-id-cards-again-5</image:title><image:caption>FATIMA MAY BE ONTO SOMETHING</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-02T06:04:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/2012/03/06/holy-cripes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://grandmakissedasailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/easter-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Easter-1</image:title><image:caption>ON THE WAY TO CHURCH IN OUR NEW EASTER OUTFITS. 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